Apparently since city pigeons are not wild, but feral domestics, you can legally just … take them. Snatch a pigeon or 5 and walk home.
I don’t know what to do with this information. I know what I *want* to do with it, but “should”?
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IT GOT BETTER
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tag yourself: things freddie mercury actually did
- never learned how to drive or use a microwave because he figured that someone else would do it
- his husband jim hutton asked him to to leave “fried chicken” as the last line of one vision, a serious song about global unity. he did it.
- got into an argument with sid vicious from the sex pistols. called him “simon ferocious” and (depending on the story) threw him out of the room
- performed with the royal ballet despite Not Knowing how to do ballet and said that the stretching hurt him in places he didn’t even know that he had
- mistook weed for tea, made himself a cup of tea with it, drank it, and thought he was dying
- owned ten cats like the gay icon he is, wrote a song about his favorite cat delilah that involves meowing sounds produced by a guitar. (as you do.)
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